Kiss my ass!
Keep your thoughts as pure as the water. "Hey this water isn't really that pure." Ha, ha neither are you.


 Grease

(Friends goofing off)...guys...be cool huh?
We're gonna yank e'm, and tear e'm, rip e'm...


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God, has a hard on for Marines. Because we kill, everything we see.
Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister.
Me so horny, me so horney. Me love you long time. You party?


 The Fugitive

What are you out of your mind he's dead! "It'll make him easy to catch."
...Well think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate donut with some of those little sprinkles on top.


 American Pie

So are we gonna screw soon, cause I'm getting kinda antsy?
...and listen to what they have to say and shit. "I don't know man, that sounds like a lotta work."
...and this one time at band camp I stuck a flute up my pussy. "Excuse me?"
What's my name? "What?" Say my name bitch!
Hey Stiffler, how's the pale ale?
Suck me, Beautiful!


 Dirty Work

Did you ever have a chick with a beard before? "Can't say that i have bearded broad."
...I could of got my nose bit off by a saigon whore! "You Bastard!"


 They Live

The world needs a wake up call. We're gonna phone it in.
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.
...she looks like a regular person...put e'm back on, formaldehyde face!
Hey what's wrong baby?


 Hellraiser

Now it is time, to play


 Austin Powers

Allow myself to introduce...myself
...this Organization will not tolerate failure
Alotta, Alotta Fagina...
That ain't no woman. It's a "MAN", man.


 The World of The Worlds

(Destruction ray)


 Child's Play

Chucky's "body possession" chant

Don't mess with the bull young man. You'll get the horns.


 Demolition Man

...he's finally matched his meat. You really licked his ass.


 Die Hard

Oh Christ, gonna need some more FBI guys I guess.


 Platoon

...I never seen brains like that before man


 A Christmas Story

...you'll shoot your eye out kid. Merry Christmas. Ho! Ho! Ho! "Nooo.."
Ohhhhh Fffudgggge.
Deck the halls with bells of frory, fra ra ra ra ra ra.


 Kingpin

...we don't have a cow, we have a bull. "I'll brush my teeth."


 Total Recall

Hi your in a Johnny cab.
...I'll blow this place up and be home in time for corn flakes.


 The Three Amigos

Excuse me. Are you the singing bush?...
I have three demands...
Can I have your watch when you are dead?...


 Old School

Blue, your my boy! "Thank you sir."


 Pee Wee's Big Adventure

Is this something you can share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!
I don't make monkeys, I just train e'm
(Pee Wee's Laugh)
I meant to do that
Why don't you take a picture? It'll last longer.
I know you are but what am I?
That's my name, don't where it out


 Unforgiven

You just shot an unarmed man...
Any man don't wanna get killed...better clear on out the back.

 Waterworld

...You can assume that we're all having a real lousy day
A single tear runs down my cheek
Well it better not screw up my short-game
Citizens of the good ship. Please now, hear me speak. I've had a vision.