Q:
Try to be a little less than your frivolous self OO7.
Bond:
[draping arm around nurse] Do I seem healthy to you?
Nurse:
Too healthy.
Fiona Volpe:
Some men just don't like to be driven.
Bond:
No, some men don't like to be taken for a ride.
Pat Fearing:
What exactly do you do?
James Bond:
Oh, I travel... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.
[After making love to the evil Fiona Volpe.]
James Bond:
You don't think I enjoyed what we did this evening, do you? What I did tonight was for Queen and country!
[Picking up a rifle in Largo's home.]
James Bond:
Lady's gun, isn't it?
Emilio Largo:
Oh, do you know a lot about guns?
James Bond:
No, but I know a little bit about women.
Miss Moneypenny:
In the conference room. Something pretty big. Every double-o man in Europe has been rushed in. And the home secretary too!
James Bond:
His wife probably lost her dog.
James Bond:
My dear, uncooperative Domino.
Domino:
How do you know that? How do you know my friends call me Domino?
James Bond:
It's on the bracelet on your ankle.
Domino:
So... what sharp little eyes you've got.
James Bond:
Wait 'til you get to my teeth.
[After shooting a bad guy with a spear gun]
James Bond:
I think he got the point.
James Bond:
My dear girl, don't flatter yourself. What I did this evening was for King and country. You don't think it gave me any pleasure, do you?
[Placing Fiona's body in a chair after she is shot on the dance floor]
James Bond:
Do you mind if my friend sits this one out? She's just dead.
[To the shark that almost bit him]
James Bond:
You can tell of the one that got away.
Emilio Largo:
[threatening Domino with a cigarette and ice cubes] This for heat, these for cold, applied scientifically and slowly.
Emilio Largo:
But I forgot. Vargas does not drink...does not smoke...does not make love. What do you do, Vargas?
Bond:
It looks very difficult.
[Shooting from the hip, Bond destroys his target]
Bond:
Why no it isn't is it!
Miss Moneypenny:
James how else will you recognize her!?
Bond:
Can't miss. She has a mole on her left thigh.
Bond:
That gun, it looks more fitting for a woman.
Largo:
You know much about guns, Mr. Bond?
Bond:
No, but I know a little about women.
[Bond and Largo spot Domino eavesdropping]
Domino:
I think it's time I went to change...
Fiona:
But of course, I forgot your ego, Mr. Bond. James Bond, the one where he has to make love to a woman, and she starts to hear heavenly choirs singing. She repents, and turns to the side of right and virtue...(she steps on Bond's foot)...but not this one.
Bond:
I hope we didn't scare the fishes.