Chandler Young:
I'm Chandler Young.
Jack Hartounian:
Oh, I'm afraid I'm at a disadvantage; I only have one last name.
Chandler Young:
And quite an interesting last name it is.
Jack Hartounian:
Hartounian!
Chandler Young:
What is your background?
Jack Hartounian:
My father was Armenian. My other was half Jewish, half English, half Spanish.
Chandler Young:
That's three halves.
Jack Hartounian:
Oh, she was a big woman.
Chandler Young:
Interesting club. what would you call that?
Jack Hartounian:
Twelve gauge.
Peter Blunt:
Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when you've got something caught in your throat.
Chandler Young:
Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates.
Capt. Tom Everett:
Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"?
Chandler Young:
We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work.
Capt. Tom Everett:
No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.
Capt. Tom Everett:
...terminated?
Chandler Young:
The less I know about that, the better.
Capt. Tom Everett:
Good! Good, that's my policy exactly. You see, that way, when we're captured, and they attach the twelve-volt car batteries to our testicles... which can, does, and... has happened...
[Everett winces as electricity is heard]
Capt. Tom Everett:
...then we can honestly say we had nothing to do with it.
Cynthia Young:
[about Jack] The man tried to kill me.
Chandler Young:
I'm sure he had his reeasons.
[the Youngs arrive at Bushwood after Jack renovates it]
Cynthia Young:
I want to go home.
Chandler Young:
Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning.
Cynthia Young:
But he IS winning!
Jack Hartounian:
[to one of his workers] Take chances. I'm insured.
