Tiffany:
Ohh Chucky, do you got a rubber?
Chucky:
Tiff... I'm ALL rubber!
Tiffany:
My mother always said love would set me free, but I've been a prisoner because of my love for you.
Tiffany:
A woman spends all day over a hot stove slaving away for her man. The least he can do is the dishes.
Chucky:
What would Martha Stewart say?
Tiffany:
Fuck Martha Stewart! Martha Stewart can kiss my shiny plastic butt!
Chucky:
Fine! Kill me! I'll be back! I always come back! But dying is such a bitch!
Tiffany:
Oh, how romantic.
Chucky:
I give them six months, three if she gains weight.
Tiffany:
Oh, Chucky, have you got a rubber?
Chucky:
Tiff?
Tiffany:
Yes, Chucky?
Chucky:
I'm all rubber!
Tiffany:
I thought you were plastic.
Stoner:
Rude fuckin' doll.
Chucky:
What would Martha Stewart do?
Tiffany:
Martha Stewart can kiss my ass.
Jesse:
They think we're mass murderers!
David:
Multiple murderers, actually. Mass murderers kill a whole lot of people at the same time, like at the post office.
Chief Warren Kincaid:
I heard you're going to college on a scholarship.
David:
Yes, sir.
Chief Warren Kincaid:
Hockey?
David:
Ballet, actually.
Tiffany:
You know me, I'd kill anybody, but I'd only sleep with the man I love.
Chucky:
I give them six months, three if she gains weight.
Jesse:
How'd you end up like this?
Tiffany:
It's a long story.
Chucky:
If this were a movie, it would take three or four sequels to explain.
Tiffany:
We have to get to New Jersey.
Chucky:
Oh sure, you steer and I'll work the pedals. We're dolls you idiot!
Spelling Computer:
Spell "woman"
Spelling Computer:
B-I-T-C-H. That is incorrect. The correct spelling of woman in "W-O-M-
Chucky:
Shows how much you know.
[Chucky whips out his knife]
Tiffany:
God, were you born with that thing superglued to your hand?
Tiffany:
God, was Chucky an incredible lover! He was the best I ever had.
Damian:
Oh come on, Tiff. He ain't man enough to handle a woman like you?
Chucky:
It ain't the size that counts, asshole --- it's what you do with it.
Woman In Honeymoon hotel:
[picks up Tiffany] Oh Russ, have you ever seen anything so cute in your life! What an excellent idea for a wedding gift!
[picks up Chucky, disgusted]
Woman In Honeymoon hotel:
Oh, well this one has a face only a mother could love.
Chucky:
Hi, I'm Chucky, and I wouldn't talk if I were you! Hidy-ho. Hahaha.
