Annie:
The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
Ash:
Why the hell would we want to do that?
Ash:
You're goin' down. Chainsaw.
Ash:
[talking to mirror] I'm fine... I'm fine...
[Mirror Ash jumps out of the mirror and grabs Ash]
Mirror Ash:
I don't think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound "fine"?
[Upon gaining the chain saw in place of his lost right hand]
Ash:
Groovy.
Possessed Henrietta:
I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow your soul!
[Ash points his shotgun at the Demon's head]
Ash:
Swallow this.
Henrietta:
Someone's in my fruit cellar! Someone with a fresh soooul!
[Ash's Hand gains a life of it's own]
Ash:
Gimme back my hand... GIMME BACK MY HAND!
[Ash grabs a chainsaw]
Ash:
That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing *now*?
Ash:
Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch.
[ADR'd dialogue to explain next plot point]
Ash:
Workshed!
Ash:
Hey, what do you say we have some champagne, huh, baby?
Linda:
Sure.
Ash:
After all, I'm a man and you're a woman... at least last time I checked. Huh huh.
Ash:
[being sucked in a vortex] For God's sake! How do you stop it?
Bobbie Joe:
I hope you rot down there!
