[after a battered crook has accused Harry of beating him]
Chief:
Have you been following that man?
Harry Callahan:
Yeah, I've been following him on my own time. And anybody can tell I didn't do that to him.
Chief:
How?
Harry Callahan:
Cause he looks too damn good, that's how!
Harry Callahan:
I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?....Well, do ya punk?
[Harry is getting a dressing-down for his most recent arrest]
District Attorney Rothko:
You're lucky I'm not indicting you for assault with intent to commit murder.
Harry Callahan:
What?
District Attorney Rothko:
Where the hell does it say that you've got a right to kick down doors, torture suspects, deny medical attention and legal counsel? Where have you been? Does Escobedo ring a bell? Miranda? I mean, you must have heard of the Fourth Amendment. What I'm saying is that man had rights.
Harry Callahan:
Well, I'm all broken up over that man's rights!
[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan:
Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor:
Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan:
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor:
He's got a point.
The Mayor:
Well let's have it.
Harry Callahan:
Have what?
The Mayor:
A report! What have you been doing?
Harry Callahan:
Well, for the past three quarters of an hour I've been sitting on my ass in your outer office waiting on you!
Harry Callahan:
You know, you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy. He's gonna kill again.
District Attorney Rothko:
How do you know?
Harry Callahan:
'Cause he likes it.
De Georgio:
Harry hates everybody. Limeys, Micks, Hebes, Fat Dagos, Niggers, Honkies, Chinks, you name it.
Gonzales:
How does he feel about Mexicans?
De Georgio:
Ask him.
Harry Callahan:
Especially Spics.
Harry Callahan:
There must be something you can get him on.
Appellate Court Judge Bannerman:
Without the evidence of the gun and the girl, I couldn't convict him of spitting on the sidewalk.
Harry Callahan:
Are you trying to tell me that Ballistics can't match the bullet up to this rifle?
District Attorney Rothko:
It does not matter what Ballistics can do. This rifle might make a nice souvenir. But it's inadmissible as evidence.
Harry Callahan:
And who says that?
District Attorney Rothko:
It's the law.
Harry Callahan:
Well, then the law is crazy.
Harry Callahan:
What's that for?
Doctor:
I'm going to cut open your trousers.
Harry Callahan:
Save it. I'll take 'em off.
Doctor:
That's gonna hurt.
Harry Callahan:
For $29,50... let it hurt.
Harry Callahan:
Where's the girl?
The Killer:
You tried to kill me!
Harry Callahan:
If I tried to do that your head would be splattered all over this field - now WHERE'S THE GIRL?