Quotes from
Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise (1987)
Ogre:
What if uhh... C-A-T, really spelled dog?
Lamar: [showing ticket to flight attendant] We're V.I.P.s
Flight Attendant: [directing] Right over there.
Booger: Very Immense Penises.
[Flight Attendant slaps Booger]
Booger: Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that I don't intend to sleep with another woman until I'm back here in your arms with my head resting between your creamy thighs.
[Woman slaps Booger hard]
Woman: JERK!
Snotty: To truly hock a loogie, one must not retrieve the phlegm from the throat, but from the soul.
[Gilbert is warning Lewis not to trusts the Alpha Beta's invitation]
Lewis Scolnick: What do you think, Gilbert? That I'm some kind of weenie who can't take care of himself. I'll tell you something, man, I'm not that kind of weenie.
Mr. Scolnick: You've really got the pedal to the metal, don't you, son?
Lewis Scolnick: Yeah, I do, Dad. I've got the cruise control locked in at 35.
Mr. Scolnick: Tell you what. Kick it up to 37. Let's live dangerously.
Lewis Scolnick: [shocked] Dad!
[the Tri-Lambs have been arrested]
Harold Wormser: Hey, wait! I'm only 15. I'm just a kid!
Policemen: [showing Wormser his fake ID] That's not what it says here, Senator Wormser!
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