Steve: Hey, nice bulbs, Emily. Oh, and I don't mean that metaphorically.
Doug Butabi: Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island. Doug Butabi: You can take our car, and you can take our keys, but you cannot take away our dreams! Steve Butabi: Yeah, because we're sleeping when we have them! Steve: What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? Doug: Steve, slow down. Steve: I can't help it man, it's hottie overload! Doug: Just pace yourself. Steve: Ok... What's up? ...2, 3, 4. What's up? ...2, 3, 4... Mr. Zadir: Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass? Doug Butabi: No. Mr. Zadir: Do you want to? Doug Butabi: No... should I? Doug Butabi: So anyways, I was standing there waiting to use the pay phone. Steve Butabi: Yeah, he was, seriously. Doug Butabi: And this guy who was on the phone, turns around and tips his hat like this. Steve Butabi: And who do you think that guy was? Doug Butabi: Emilio Estevez. Steve Butabi: The Mighty Duck man, I swear to God, I was there. Doug Butabi: Of course you were, you were the one who yelled the Breakfast Clubber's name. Steve Butabi: I was like, "Emilio!" Bouncer:
Nobody gets in unless they are on the list.
<Doug:
We're on the list.
Bouncer:
Name?
Steve:
Steve and Doug Butabi.
Bouncer:
You're brothers?
<Doug:
No...?
Steve:
YES.
<Doug:
Man., Works every time.
Bouncer:
That's very funny.
Steve:
Yea, Doug's hilarious.
Cambi:
Can you believe we actually had sex with these asswads?
[standing a good 10 ft away from mr. Zadir]
Mr. Zadir:
Dooey, did you grab my Ass?
Dooey:
Sir, from where I'm standing it would be a physical impossibility.
[on his marriage]
Steve Butabi:
Dad, is there any way I can get out of this?
Kamehl Butabi:
Yes... nooooooo.
[trying to pick up some women]
Doug Butabi:
So... you guys wanna make out or what?
[lining up outside The Roxbury]
Doug Butabi:
So... you want to dance?
Girl:
We're not in the club yet.
Doug Butabi:
Right.
Kamehl Butabi:
What I do understand is that you're going to a big new hot club tonight. Is that what it is?
Doug Butabi:
That's right.
Steve Butabi:
Exactly.
Kamehl Butabi:
What I don't understand is how you're gonna get there.
[Kamehl takes their car keys]
Doug Butabi, Steve Butabi:
What are you doing? God. Man.
Steve Butabi:
Oh my god, Doug. This is the most amazing place I've ever been.
Richard Grieco:
Guys, guys. This is the coat room. The club's in here.
Cambi:
There you are. We got scared.
<Doug:
Of who, we'll kick his ass.
Cambi:
No we got scared someone stole you away from us.
<Doug:
Oh... oh, like some other girls would steal us away.
Steve:
Oh...
[getting it]
Steve:
OH.
