Quotes from Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Padme:
You're not all-powerful, Ani.
Anakin:
Well, I should be!
Obi-Wan:
Your clones are very impressive. You must be very proud.
Jango Fett:
I'm just a simple man, trying to make my way in the universe.
Jango Fett:
Do you like your army?
Obi-Wan:
I look forward to seeing them in action.
Jango Fett:
They'll do their job well. I'll guarantee that.
Jango Fett:
Always a pleasure to meet a Jedi.
Elan Sleazebaggano:
You wanna buy some death sticks?
Obi-Wan:
You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano:
I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan:
You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano:
I want to go home and rethink my life.
Obi-Wan:
I was beginning to wonder if you'd got my message.
Anakin:
I retransmitted it to Coruscant, just as you'd requested, Master. Then we decided to come and rescue you.
Obi-Wan:
[looks at his handcuffed hands] Good job.
C-3PO:
I've had the most peculiar dream.
Yoda:
Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
Yoda:
Truly wonderful, the mind of a child is.
Obi-Wan:
[to Anakin] Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?
Anakin:
You're the closest thing I have to a father.
Obi-Wan:
Then why don't you listen to me?
Palpatine:
You don't need guidance, Anakin. In time, you will learn to trust your feelings. Then, you will be invincible. I have said it many times, you are the most gifted Jedi I have ever met.
Anakin:
Thank you, Your Excellency.
Palpatine:
I see you becoming the greatest of all the Jedi, Anakin. Even more powerful than Master Yoda.
Obi-Wan:
I have to admit that without the clones it would have not been a victory.
Yoda:
Victory! Victory you say? Master Obi-Wan, not victory. The shroud of the dark side has fallen, begun the clone war has.
Anakin:
When I'm around you, my mind is no longer my own.
Mace Windu:
This party's over.
Anakin:
I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too! They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals! I HATE THEM!
Obi-Wan:
Just relax, concentrate.
Anakin:
What about Padme?
Obi-Wan:
She seems to be on top of things.
Anakin:
I wasn't strong enough to save you mum. I wasn't strong enough, but I promise I won't fail again.
[R2-D2 is pulling C-3PO's head back towards his body]
C-3PO:
This is such a drag.
[his head is placed next to his body]
C-3PO:
I'm quite beside myself.
Obi-Wan:
Blast! This is why I hate flying!
[In the speeder, while chasing the assassin.]
Obi-Wan:
You know I don't like it when you do that.
Anakin:
Sorry, master. I forgot that you don't like flying.
Obi-Wan:
I don't mind flying, but what you're doing is suicide!
Anakin:
You're going to pay for all the Jedi that you killed today, Dooku.
Obi-Wan:
We'll take him together. You go in slowly on the left...
Anakin:
No, I'm taking him NOW!
Obi-Wan:
No Anakin, NO!
Yoda:
Around the survivors a perimeter create.
Count Dooku:
That was brave, boy, but foolish. I would have thought you'd have learned your lesson.
Anakin:
I'm a slow learner.
Nute Gunray:
She can't do that, shoot her or something!
Padme:
We live in a real world, Annie. Come back to it.
Yoda:
Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot.
Anakin:
I've got a bad feeling about this!
Anakin:
If you'll excuse me Master.
[Anakin jumps out of the speeder]
Obi-Wan:
I hate it when he does that.
Padme:
Please don't look at me like that.
Anakin:
Why not?
Padme:
Because it makes me feel uncomfortable.
Anakin:
Sorry my lady.
Palpatine:
I will not let this Republic, which has stood for a thousand years, be split in two. My negotiations will not fail.
Mace Windu:
If they do, there aren't enough Jedi to protect the Republic... we're keepers of the peace, not soldiers.
Count Dooku:
Brave, but, foolish, my old Jedi friend. You are impossibly outnumbered.
Mace Windu:
I don't think so.
Count Dooku:
We'll see.
Obi-Wan:
Be mindful of your thoughts Anakin. They'll betray you.
Anakin:
It's all Obi-Wan's fault! He's jealous. He's holding me back!
Padme:
It must be difficult having sworn your life to the Jedi... not being able to visit the places you like... or do the things you like.
Anakin:
Or be with the people I love.
Padme:
Are you allowed to love? I thought that was forbidden for a Jedi.
[Anakin and Padme are about to be carted into the arena.]
Anakin:
Don't be afraid.
Padme:
I'm not afraid to die. I've been dying a little bit each day since you came back into my life.
Anakin:
What are you talking about?
Padme:
I love you.
Anakin:
You love me? I thought we had decided not to fall in love. That we'd be forced to love a lie and that it would destroy our lives.
Padme:
I think our lives are about to be destroyed anyway. I truly... deeply... love you and before we die I want you to know.
Obi-Wan:
What took you so long?
Anakin:
Well, you know, Master, I couldn't find a speeder that I really liked.
Obi-Wan:
There he is.
Anakin:
..... With an open cockpit and the right speed capabilities.
Obi-Wan:
If you spent as much time practicing your saber techniques as you did your wit, you'd rival Master Yoda as a swordsman.
Anakin:
I thought I already did.
Obi-Wan:
Only in your mind, my very young apprentice.
Count Dooku:
I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you.
Yoda:
Much to learn you still have.
Count Dooku:
It is obvious that this contest cannot be decided by our knowledge of the Force...but by our skills with a lightsaber.
Anakin:
I'm a Jedi.
Watto:
A Jedi! Whaddya know?
Anakin:
When I got to them we got into aggressive negotiations.
Padme:
Aggressive negotiations? What's that?
Anakin:
Ah well it's negotiations with a lightsaber.
[With head stuck on a battle droid's body]
C-3PO:
DIE, Jedi dogs!! Oh... what did I say?!
[Anakin's lightsaber is broken in half.]
Anakin:
Not again! Obi-Wan's going to kill me.
[Anakin uses his Force levitation to slice a fruit for Padme.]
Anakin:
If Obi-Wan caught me doing that, he would be very grumpy.
Anakin:
From the moment I met you, all those years ago, not a day has gone by when I haven't thought of you. And now that I'm with you again... I'm in agony. The closer I get to you, the worse it gets. The thought of not being with you- I can't breath. I'm haunted by the kiss that you should never have given me. My heart is beating...hoping that kiss will not become a scar. You are in my very soul, tormenting me......what can I do?- I will do anything you ask.
[uncomfortable pause]
Anakin:
...if you are suffering as much as I am, PLEASE, tell me!
Anakin:
[about Amidala] Just being around her again is... intoxicating.
Padme:
We'd be living a lie. I couldn't do that. Could you Ani?
Yoda:
Blind we are, if creation of this clone army we could not see.
Mace Windu:
I think it is time we inform the senate that our ability to use the force has diminished.
Yoda:
Only the Dark Lord of the Sith knows of our weakness. If informed the senate is, multiply our adversaries will.
[observing the battle droid assembly line]
C-3PO:
Shut me down! Machines building machines. How perverse.
Padme:
All mentors have a way of seeing more of our faults than we would like. It's the only way we grow.
Padme:
Sometimes there are things no one can fix.
Padme:
Ani? My goodness, you've grown!
Anakin:
So have you, grown more beautiful... for a senator, I mean.
Padme:
Ani, you'll always be that little boy I knew on Tatooine.
C-3PO:
He says he has a message from an Obi-Wan Kenobi, Master Anakin. Do you know what he's talking about?
Count Dooku:
Brave, but foolish, my old Jedi friend.
[As he realizes the man he just pushed off a building is still attached to him.]
Obi-Wan:
Oh, not good.
[To Pademe]
Anakin:
Oh don't worry, I've given up trying to argue with you.
Obi-Wan:
They are using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army.
[Thinking Obi-Wan's starfighter has been destroyed]
Jango Fett:
Well we won't be seeing him again.
Boba Fett:
[Laughs]
Count Dooku:
Master Windu, you have fought gallantly. Worthy of recognition in the archives of the Jedi Order. Now... it is finished!
[To Obi-Wan]
Count Dooku:
As you can see, my Jedi powers are far beyond yours. Now, back off.
Yoda:
The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is.
Yoda:
To the forward command center take me!
C-3PO:
I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!
Yoda:
Powerful you have become Dooku, the dark side I sense in you.
Anakin:
Jedi business. Go back to your drinks.
Count Dooku:
Geonosians don't trust bounty hunters.
Obi-Wan:
Well, who can blame them?
Anakin:
One day, I will become the greatest Jedi EVER!! I will even learn how to stop people from dying!!
Padme:
We used to come here for school retreat. We would swim to that island every day. I love the water. We used to lie out on the sand and let the sun dry us and try to guess the names of the birds singing.
Anakin:
I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth.
Count Dooku:
Surely, you must realize that my powers are far beyond yours now, back down.
Obi-Wan:
I don't think so.
Obi-Wan:
You're sweating.
Count Dooku:
Join me, and together we can destroy the Sith!
Obi-Wan:
I will never join you.
Padme:
To be angry is to be human.
Anakin:
I'm a Jedi. I can be better than this.
Mace Windu:
What is it?
Yoda:
Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young Skywalker is in pain. Terrible pain.
Anakin:
You call this a diplomatic Solution?
Padme:
No, I call it an aggressive negotiation.
C-3PO:
For a mechanic, you seem to do an incessant amount of thinking.
Count Dooku:
What if I told you that the Republic was now under the control of a dark lord of the Sith?
Obi-Wan:
No, that's not possible. The Jedi would sense it.
Count Dooku:
The Dark Side has clouded their vision. Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Sidious.
Obi-Wan:
I don't believe you.
Count Dooku:
I have good news for you, my Lord. War has begun.
Darth Sidious:
Excellent. Everything is going as planned.
Anakin:
You're asking me to be rational. I know that is something I cannot do.
[Padme states that she believes Count Dooku is behind the attacks on her life]
Mace Windu:
You know, m'lady, that Count Dooku was once a Jedi. He couldn't assassinate anyone. It's not in his character.
Jar Jar Binks:
Senators. Dellow feligates...
Obi-Wan:
I will never join you, Dooku.
Count Dooku:
It may be difficult to secure your release.
Obi-Wan:
Well that's Anakin's tracking signal, all right. But it's coming from Tatooine. What the blazes is he doing there? I told him to stay on Naboo.
[Following Count Dooku, Anakin wants to lower their ship to rescue Padme]
Obi-Wan:
I need you! I can't take Dooku alone! If we catch him, we can end this war right now!
Obi-Wan:
And don't forget, she's a politician, and they're *not* to be trusted.