Quotes from
Vegas Vacation (1997)
Rusty:
I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car.
Clark Griswold: How did you win four cars?
Rusty: You know, put in a dollar, win a car. Put in another dollar, win another car...
Clark Griswold: Give me the keys. Audrey, you drive the white one; Ellen, the red one
[a Ferrari]
Clark Griswold: , Rusty, you drive the Mustang, and I'll drive the big, black one
[a Hummer]
Clark Griswold: . After you, Mr. Papagiorgio.
Ellen Griswold: [Clark and Ellen have found Rusty] Russell Griswold! You get out of that hot tub right now!
Girl in Hot Tub: I'm sorry, you have the wrong person. This is Mr. Papagiorgio.
Ellen Griswold: His name's not Papagiorgio! It's Rusty Griswold and he's a C+ student!
Clark Griswold: [Clark and Ellen have found Audrey dancing at the Club Aereola] Audrey! What are you doing? Ten years of tap dancing lessons and this is the way you repay us?
Audrey Griswold: What? You told me to get a summer job!
Rusty: Isn't there legalized prostitution in Vegas?
Cousin Eddie: I haven't seen a beatin' like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose.
Clark Griswold: Thanks for the pick me up Eddie.
Rusty: Holy crap, Wayne Newton's hittin' on Mom!
Clark Griswold: It's all part of the act, Russ.
Wayne Newton: You got a lovely wife, Clark.
Clark Griswold: Yes, that's why I entered into the sacred bonds of marriage with her.
Cousin Eddie: It is a blazer out there. You're lucky you got air conditioning in here like mother nature intended.
Clark Griswold: Eddie, has anyone ever told you you're bad luck?
Cousin Eddie: Those were my mother's dying words. But I guess if your body's covered in third degree burns, and your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy.
Rusty: Can't you just wrap me up in a blanket and roll me across the bed again?
Rusty: So I says to him, I said "Get your own monkey!"
Clark Griswold: Where the hell is the damn dam tour?
Hoover Dam Guide: I am your dam guide, Arnie, please don't wander off the dam tour and please take all the dam pictures you want. Now are there any dam questions?
Cousin Eddie: Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
[Clark is losing again at blackjack]
Clark Griswold: Twenty.
Marty: Twenty. It's a push!
Clark Griswold: Hey, its a tie! I didn't lose!
Marty: That's it, Griswold! Now you're freakin' dead!
[Marty points to the Table Limit Sign $10 minimum]
Marty: Read it, Griswold, that sign isn't there to hold the table down.
Clark Griswold: What can I do with five dollars?
Marty: Buy a bullet, and rent a gun?
Clark Griswold: [to his kids, played by the fourth different set of actors in as many "Vacation" movies] You guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore!
Wayne Newton: Ellen, I've always been a moral man. But my resolve is melting in the light of your blinding smile.
Ellen Griswold: Um, maybe you're just hungry, would you like some more pasta?
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